November 17, 2014

I'm all about that beta

(To the tune of "All about that bass")

You know I'm all about that beta,
'bout that beta, no preggo
I'm all about that beta,
'bout that beta, no preggo
I'm all about that beta,
'bout that beta no preggo
I'm all about that beta
'bout that beta (beta beta beta)

Yeah, it's pretty clear, I see line number two
So now I'm worried, worried -
What am I gonna do?
'Cause I got that CMT that makes my heart race
And all the gross pus in all the right places

I see my future now - my life is gonna stop
When I hit nine months - ready to just pop
I'll have a baby, baby - gotta raise him up
And every inch of me is nervous
From the bottom to the top!

Now my mama she told me don't sleep around with those guys
She said they'll say they're all clean but you know that that's all a lie
You know I tried to be safe, used a condom most of the time...
Should have listened and gotten an IUD from my Gyn!

But now I'm all about that beta
'bout that beta, no preggo
I'm all about that beta,
'bout that beta, no preggo
I'm all about that beta,
'bout that beta, no preggo
I'm all about that beta
'bout that beta - Hey!

Let's hit the OR stat!
Before my tracing goes all scary flat!
No I'm just playing with variability
I'm here to tell ya
Gotta check me - all this pressure -
Time to push 'cause I'm complete!

Now my mama she told me don't sleep around with those guys
She said they'll say they're all clean but you know that that's all a lie
You know I tried to be safe, used a condom most of the time...
Should have listened and gotten an IUD from my Gyn!

You know I'm all about that beta
'bout that beta, no preggo
I'm all about that beta,
'bout that beta, no preggo
I'm all about that beta,
'bout that beta, no preggo
I'm all about that beta
'bout that beta


You know I'm all about that beta
'bout that beta, no preggo
I'm all about that beta,
'bout that beta, no preggo
I'm all about that beta,
'bout that beta, no preggo
I'm all about that beta
'bout that beta